The pointless rally spotting guide.
For this game you will need a piece of paper, a pen and an adult/someone who can count.
Next time you go to a rally look out for these groups and award yourself points in the manner of those books you used to get years ago or savilles travels if you can remember that far back (about 30 years).
The scooterboy.
The most common type of rally goer, this hardy bunch flock in groups (sometimes called clubs) of up to 100 though larger supergroups are often seen in seaside towns. Due to large numbers, points are awarded as follows .A typical example of the scooterboy can be seen below.
1 scooterboy = 0.1 (one tenth) of a point
1 sober scooterboy = 1 point
The Mod,
Ah what can be said of the mod. Peacocks of the scootering world and a reminder that while fashions change almost daily, some things will never go out of style.
Strangely, every mod Ive ever met is called Mick, go to a rally and shout Mick if you dont believe me, all the mods will turn around. Bag yourself some easy points there too.
Mods can also be identified by their bikes which are covered in shiny bits and mirrors, this is because they love their reflections. Mods should never be confused with John McCririck who also wears an old fashioned suit. The difference being he cant possibly like mirrors because he hasnt seen his own reflection obviously. Which makes him a vampire. Who also wear suits. Hmm.
left John mcCririck =5 points , right a mod=2 point, vampires=2 points
